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WE ARE NOT SAFE! did you know that there are people listening our telephone conversations? yes i swear its true.. not CIA type people but average people like neighbours and friends.. one evening last week when my folks and i were lazing out in the living room tuning into FM 90.5 for some entertainment.. we accidently stumbled upon a telephone frequency.. and whats even more interesting was the sordid details that the coversation held.. here are the exerpts..

[phone clicks]

Woman (with filippino accent): Hello?

Man (with indian acent) : Hello its me.. ( darn! too bad no names were said)

Woman: hello!

Man: hello, is anybody home? i miss you. can i come upstairs now? i'm at the gate.

Woman: ma'am (pronounced as mum) and sir are out. but the baby is in the other room.

Man: so can i come up?

Woman: ok

Man: ok

Woman: so how are you?

Man: jus finished work

Woman: tired or not?

Man: tired.. of course

Woman: nevermind later i make tea for you yar?

Man: ok..

Man: can i come up now?

Woman: erm.. i think better not. i scared ma'am come back

Woman: i meet you in toa payoh later? when ma'am come back? say i going buy something.

Man: ok..

Man: when i see you i want to bula-bula you ( WHAT IN THE FUCK IS BULA-BULA?!!! *shudders*)

Woman: hee hee.. you want to bula-bula me?

Man: yar i want to bula-bula you haha

[ this senseless conversation about bula-bula-ing goes back and forth for about a minute or so]

Woman: i think i got to go, ma'am is back

Man: ok

Woman: i see you later?

Man: ok

Woman: i call you

Man: ok

Woman: bye bye! i love you! (*shudders*)

Man: i love you also! (*shudders x 2*)

[Phone clicks end of coversation]

haha i should really try my hand at writing porn.. this is a thick plot!.. and whats more i have a feeling that this clandestine love affair is blossoming in boon teck tower, or at least in my street!.. too bad no names were mentioned, otherwise we can catch the gou3 nan3 nu3 and send them back to philippines and blangadesh respectively! haha.. (so evil hor).. but cant blame them la.. far away from home.. sex-starved.. anything goes.. haha the more i think about it the more i wanna laugh haha.. so a note to ya people out there! next time your maid says she's out to buy something, she may be having a bula-bula-ing good time with the construction worker opposite of your house..