haha something i ripped off a friend's MOM'S blog.. haha a mom with a blog? how funky is that haha..

1. Men are like ..Laxatives ..... They irritate the shit out of you.
2. Men are like .. Bananas ...... The older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Men are like .. Weather..... Nothing can be done to change them.
4. Men are like .. Blenders .... You need one, but you're not quite sure why.
5. Men are like ..Chocolate Bars .. Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
6. Men are like .. Commercials ... You can't believe a word they say.
7. Men are like .. Department Stores ... Their clothes are always 1/2off.
8. Men are like .. Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to mature.
9. Men are like .. Mascara ... They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
10. Men are like ... Popcorn ... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
11. Men are like .. Snowstorms ..You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
12. Men are like ..Lava Lamps ... Fun to look at, but not very bright.
13. Men are like .... Parking Spots .... All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.

duely charged..
and here's my reply..

1. Women are like ..Laxatives with no toilet paper..... They irritate the shit out of you but ya cant do anything about it
2. Women are like .. hernia ...... The older they get, the more pain in the ass they are
3. Women are like .. singapore's weather..... one days its a sunny beach going day, next days a torrential downpour
4. Women are like .. Cars .... You know ya need one, and ya dont really care why
5. Women are like .. Road maps ... they always say one thing but mean another, before ya know it ya lost
6. Women are like .. FCUK department stores ... you'd wish that their clothes were 1/2off.
7. Women are like ..flourescent lights ... they're too bright for their own good
8. Women are like .... Parking spots in town.... good ones are expensive and hard to get

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