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Saturday, July 29, 2006 okay, it seems that the trend on le raison d'etre is an uber cool title (which is usually a song, band or movie) that has nothing to do with the post whatsoever, followed by some wierd mutterings and ending off with possibly song lyrics in tiny italics. so... lets try this bloggy thingy MY ADVENTURE IN BANGKOK it was a bright and sunny sunday morning, woke up at 0705.35hrs and brushed my teeth, then i washed my face, then i took a piss, then i put on my clothes. at 0803.46hrs, i went to the airport with seb and had bk for breakfast. i had a bacon sandwich with milk and he had dunno wat shit. met yw at our gate at 0912.34hrs. after 13min jo joined us in the queue. after checking in our luggage, we went into the departure waiting lounge and sat at coffeebean. yw had a sandwich while the rest of us read the papers. i read the funnies page, peanuts was hilarious as usual, i almost died laughing there and then. then we boarded the plane. our airline was air asia. the stewardesses were fucked up. even my mother's aunty's father looks better. on the plane i chatted with jo while seb and yw shared a cosmo mag. i have no idea why seb was reading a cosmo mag. then we landed in bangkok. this sucks... switch to matt mode phittzz.... woottt..... 
hotter than tom yam! first blood! whooped blacks ass 13-3 hah been watchin front on telly too don understand jackass they're talkin about but they've got very good hosts hehheh.. You're a superstar, at the gay bar. You're a superstar, at the gay bar. Yeah! you're a superstar, yeah at the gay bar
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Thursday, July 20, 2006 GROUND CONTROL TO MAJOR TOM gyming with 70 year olds is fun! its like solving multiple integrals in front of primary sch kids im like sucha stud in front of them invincible!! HAI-YAH!!!!!!! ROAR!!!!!! speaking of old men heres an uber sexy one david bowie, the tunes been stuck in my head since i caught it on crazy
Am I sitting in a tin can Far above the world Planet Earth is blue And there’s nothing I can do
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Monday, July 17, 2006 PLAYING COWBOYS if only life was hamburgers and soda if only life was baseball and footie if only life was comics and video games if only life was cupcakes and baked cookies if only life was whistling and shouting from the mountain top if only life was simple.. i'd give it a dash of formaldehyde but it'd have to be dead
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Friday, July 14, 2006 SUBWAY BLAST honestly a foot-long subway melt with double meat is so damn filling it could kill ive always been a huge fan of subway and other f&b chains such as starbucks that give customers the freedom of choice. gone are the days of our parents, who lived in a society where food only had binary choice -" hokkien mee want chilli don want chilli?", " char kuey teow want hum don want hum?". today we have a choice of footlong or six inch, wheat bread or italian, southwest or honey mustard etc.. choice VOTE WORKERS PARTY!! WORKERS PARTY!! so whens this coming to town?  anyway i think i managed pretty decent today despite the tough crowd they gave me a nice bed side radio clock too and sorry i cant help noticing that the pictures of me last year turned out really well! but the small talk conversation of the afternoon has to be this one la, lynn poh ( old hag hr director): " my son's entering the army next yr" me: " oh icic" lynn: " but he sleeps very late" me: " its quite common i guess" ..awkward pause.. lynn: " young ppl like you nowadays like to go disco huh?" " no la! no la! im not saying my son" HAHAHAHAHA first of all, discos were extinct eons ago secondly, ya sons probably shagging up some hot young thing at the back of the club as i type face it!
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Tuesday, July 11, 2006 COLD SOUP AND ANDY WARHOL  best friends make good medicine when we laugh in the open people wonder why when we laugh indoors the hearty tones bounce off the walls and fall to the ground not yet near heaven but nowhere near hell satisfying enough and if ya were wondering..
eh zizou!
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Saturday, July 08, 2006 RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE many ppl have been telling me that i can appeal my summons, sure.. there are many cock reasons like my dog was pregnant, my finger kena spasm cannot tear coupon yada yada.. its not easy thinking of a serious answer tho wonder whether the police will believe me if i say that i was actually in a parking lot but the paint was too faint to be seen and that i didnt put a coupon because i only stopped for awhile to buy newspaper okok it was at night, but i stopped to buy lianhewanbao can? for my neighbours grandmother who only understands chinese can? anyway got a pretty nasty letter in the mail today so felt kinda sad at first, but after a little thought, i dont deserve that kinda stuff ya old fart! and im damned proud of myself! go chummy up to ya little nerds! ya can kiss my ass!
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Wednesday, July 05, 2006 qp8rfu30[09320ei(*-098-q09w%$%*(!!!!!!! kena parking ticket again.. total count: $70 + $30 = $100 ppl lose money to soccer bookies i lose money to parking attendents i think the gov shd give me a treat at the end of the month
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Monday, July 03, 2006 BUMPED  five stitches from a kick in the head loo was knocked out cold for 10min before the paramedics came kurk got punched in the eye rupturin a vessel tough day, but we still love it livin on to fight another day ooh yeah! booyashaka! i despise those soccer pansys who'd rather fall to take the foul than struggle to stay on their feet. PUSSIES!! |
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yo momma so fat..
she jumped in the air, and got stuck.
hey dont go tzokin about my mama zat vay!
"DOINK!"
