SO NOW HE'S A SONGWRITER?
i know ya tried calling me today okay. well guess what? since i've been in such a chirpy mood these few days, and feeling a little creative, i wrote you this limerick. it didnt take long, only 5 minutes to express my feelings about you. enjoy ya muhfugga!
There once was an old sodding fuck
who wouldnt stop bothering chuck
chuck took out his gun
and shot him for fun
and soon he was quite out of luck
i'm a genius i tell ya, so learn to appreciate it.