TVB JUNKIE MONKEYi am very qualified to solve homicide cases already
CID please hire me
and (drumroll please)
tadaa..!
fresh off the press


i am also very good at interpreting tonnes of papers written in alien language sent down to earth through evil alien demons disguised as human beings, some indian, some chinese, so that we will all have a mental overload and our brains will explode and they can take over the world.
for example,
alien language : english
trifluoromethylsulfonyl = fuck it (v)
imidazolium cations = fuck it (adj)
4,4’-bis(2-(4-tert-butyloxyphenyl)ethenyl)- 2,2’-bipyridine = i went to the market to buy some vegetables to cook and they were very fresh