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Wednesday, January 21, 2009 Q: WHY DID GOD CREATE MAN? preparing for next weeks class when i saw this.. A: it was a mistake. he was trying to make another variety of ape but forgot where He put the hair. the mystery of life is answered!
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Friday, January 16, 2009  are you shitting me? fyi the "terror" in the articles about islamic terror.. stop this nonsense man whys everyone so afraid of israel in the first place? if you speak out against israel, it doesnt mean you're anti-semitic, God's gonna send down lightning bolts to burn anyone who's not israeli? He prob forgot to tell them that He protects everyone else now too
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Wednesday, January 14, 2009 SMOKING GRASS
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Wednesday, January 07, 2009 THAT'S ONE FOR THE ALBUM! my HR manager woke me up early this morning to ask me about this photo, which she thought had been doctored with my face over, concerned that i might be bothered by it, since it's been circulating in the mail, quote en quote possibly company mail too haha.  what? no that's me sista, that's me alright the whole package no photoshop no nothing and it doesnt bother me a single iota! she was like, "the words below not very good ar, not very good." had no idea what she was talking about at first but hahahahha "fake cheesepies" that's a good one hahahah "cheesepies" get it? get it? kudos to the dude who thought of it man! oh she's such a prude... hahaha this is hilarious going pengerang tmr!
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Monday, January 05, 2009 i unknowingly flirted with my hotshot 37 year old accountant cousin today, right under my fav aunts nose, right in her house. it was a really boring evening until my cousin started talking to me about movies. somehow we moved on to music and clubbing, dragonfly and of course scorpion x. then somewhere along the way i said, "so how was it like during your time, which was not too long ago, sure pick up a lot of guys right?". that was when she started giggling and blushing like a jc girl. only realised it when my dad chastised me after we got home, "wah you got a lot to talk to piu je ar?" very very wrong hahaha... very very very weird hahaha... guess im not my aunts favourite anymore hahaha... also, my two cents worth on a little current affairs here. the israelis should really stop their raids and tank build up along the gaza border. its like using a machine gun to kill a bug for biting you. im christian but that doesnt mean i must be zionist, unlike those pinheaded yankee crazies, go read up on history. |
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