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I LIKE CALAMARI

squids, also known as deliciousi veri, are invertebrates that swarm our seas.
please note that squids are not octopuses. an octopus would be deeply insulted to be mistaken for a squid, just as a table tennis paddler is insulted when told he plays ping pong.

squids are the turkeys of the sea,
they're both brainless and serve no purpose, except to be eaten.
i like to live therefore i like to eat.
i like to eat therefore i like turkey.
i like turkey therefore i like squid.
i like squid therefore i like calamari.
the wonders of logic.
calamari has to the what the light bulb was to thomas edison as to the man who first thought of cooking chopped squid and giving it a fancy french (spanish? italian? zimbabwean?) name.

why would God make squids the way they are anyway?
they are so weird.
they have eight legs, piss ink and light up when they're horny.
He must have thought it was kinda funny.
well it is.
thank God He made them tasty.

stone :: 7:45 PM

Comments:

hahaha! :) glad you found yummy grub over there

- char

# posted by

char : 12:28 PM

yup its this place outside the city haha hope i didnt get you drooling too much :)

# posted by

stone : 6:00 PM

you must have been high on calamari to postulate so much on squid.

# posted by

yunwen : 11:11 PM

hey yw you just gave me an idea!
i think you guys no need to eat mince stuffed paprika at my place anymore

# posted by

stone : 10:16 PM