普通话

i've always wondered what was it that people had with redheads,
them being the pun of jokes, bullied at school and all that.
now that there are several of them around, i finally know why.
they hurt the eyes dammit.
they're not ugly or anything, im not saying that,
and im not being discriminatory, God knows im the least of that.
com'on, im a chink in a foreign land for crying out loud.
but those ginger people just hurt my eyes man.
demon children of leprechauns..

im also peeved that just when im in town, the waratahs take a break from union season. everyone then switches to watch the ashes.
cricket comprehesively summed up, is a game that lasts for five days, involves a bunch of guys who do nothing most of the match, as they take turns to try and knock over three sticks stuffed in the ground, while the other team guards with a paddle. i swear only 0.3424322% of people in the world knows what goes on in cricket.
btw after five days, the match may end in a draw. well, there goes five days for every sad sod who wasted their time either playing or watching.

snitha invited me to macquarie u for badminton during the week. its a social comp thingy, like tennis at artarmon, but this time it wasnt that good. i got bitch slapped by viets and indos so badly its not funny. by the end of the third set i was making air swings and rubbing my eyes pretending it was the ceiling lights. she invited me again for next weeks session, i dont know how to tell her that i dont like being a whip ass boy.
i enjoy playing tennis with 70 year olds more.
its like doing differential equations in front of kindergarten kids,
waatttaahh... kickasss biatch!!