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Tuesday, October 31, 2006

WHEN WELFARE IS THE ONLY WAY

i was approached by an aunty selling tissue paper in a hawker centre again today. dont get me wrong, i don mind nor feel in the least bit uneasy. its jus that she was about moms age and kinda looked like her, a bit lah..
the other day when i was in a carpark in toa payoh, this old lao aunty came knocking on my window screen asking for loose change. she went on telling me in mandarin about how sad she was. her mandarin super heavily teochew accented so i couldnt really understand what she was saying, not that im an ace mandarin student also la. but if i catch her drift, she was telling me about how she doesnt have any kin nor friends and cant find a job. she was all "aunty hen3 ke3 lian2 hor.. aunty hen3 ke3 lian2 hor.. mei2 you3 ren2 yao4 zuo4 wo3 de pen2 you3.." so sad i also dunno what to say to comfort her. after that she jus went on to every other parking car to ask for change, ignoring her safety.
yes yes they always say how welfare will be abused and how people are bad and will con you of your money. Lee Kuan Yew you dare to say to my face this two aunties are cons? you say every society has its fair share of marginalised citizens. of course ya say that la, ya are not marginalised what. ask ya to don play retiree golf for a day and beg for change in a car park ya want anot? people say s'pore has the best government, yes only in making the rich richer, if the imf convention made all singaporeans richer then why are there still marginalised citizens. only reason i can see is that the government is inept in social services.

stone :: 10:03 PM

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Monday, October 30, 2006

~SAI HEI!~

stone :: 1:11 AM

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Saturday, October 28, 2006

GREAT BALLS OF FIRE

ifg sucked big time. was playing half asleep and got a kick in the chin resulting in stitches again. i look like shit now. the only consolation is that i got a letter from coach saying:

Congratulations on being selected into the teamNUS Rugby Training Squad for the 2007 season. Your strong performance at the Inter-faculty Games has earned you an invitation to join us in the training squad in preparation for what seems to be an exciting 2007 season..

but thats not what i wanted, anyway don even know whether i want to continue playing or not considering my grades. i jus wanted to have fun today, doesnt even matter if we were the whipping boys this year. and what strong performance ya tokin about? i played a megre one and a half matches, which even my mother can play better, before i was whacked. fuck la i know they give me face only.

ihg is the real baby. hunger. yes hunger is the word. i know its a tall order but the thought of winning the ihg title this year keeps growing by the day. i admit, its the selfish ambition to be the one who wrests the title from eusoff that drives me. God willing we'll achieve it. everytime i think of it i get high. wooo yeah...

stone :: 3:12 PM

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Wednesday, October 25, 2006

SON OF THE 80's
the nineties were kind to me
whats happened now..?

just rock on fellas!

stone :: 2:48 AM

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Saturday, October 21, 2006

WAH THE SEX LAH!




it has arrived! my young and dangerous dvds have arrived!
i know i dont speak canto but they are how cool?
we used to immitate ah nam and gang in sch and called ourselves hongxing
long live the hongxing triad!
brotherhood la!

stone :: 6:01 PM

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Monday, October 16, 2006

CIVILIZATIONS

ya know how ppl always wonder what would happen if our two greatest asian civilisations of india and china combined powers or clashed?

today i discovered the answer many profs have been debating over
i took the nel on a sunday
it passes through their respective cradles of civilisation
serangoon and chinatown

here are my conclusions
if india wins the war:
the world will be filled with an overpowering smell

if china wins the war:
the world will be fucking noisy

if china and india combine powers:
we can double the no. of HDB flats built

if china and india are both annilhilated:
at least i can get a seat on the train home


..the way i look at it,
the americans are fucked.

stone :: 2:29 AM

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Friday, October 13, 2006

SOMETHING.. JUS SOMETHING..

i fear becoming dead inside..

and there is a tendency
sometimes i jus cant seem to care anymore
everything seems so casual, so nonchalent
so long as it doesnt affect me, i dont care
it scary

i try to, i really do
but ya know its jus an attempt
its not a desire

so how?
beats me
again i jus brush it aside

stone :: 3:27 PM

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Wednesday, October 11, 2006

FRIENDS SEASON ONE EPISODE ONE!!!

my life is complete, now there isnt anything i want
well..
maybe a coupla million bucks

i dunno about ya guys but watching friends always gives me a warm fuzzy feeling. it never fails to inspire me to work harder, seeing how the characters believe in their dreams, striving to achieve it over the 10 year period, with ups and downs, teaching the lesson that success is never an overnight affair. ross with his paleontology, chandler with advertising, joey with acting, rachel with retail, monica with cooking and pheobe jus being free-spirited.

call me a sucker for feel good sitcoms
cos i am.

stone :: 1:20 AM

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Sunday, October 08, 2006

AHH~... AHH~... AHH~... AHH~............


yo datesha! watashi no kuruma nahen desuka?

psi hit 150 today
and what the hell does MOH and MOEnv do?
tell us how unhealthy the air we're breathing is
on every tv and radio channel

fucking two most chobolan ministries in the government and when they got something to do, what do they do? zipshit!

if i were minister i will:
1. give free masks to everyone, with custom-made designs
2. sit in front of indon embassy and refuse to eat, shit, sleep or piss until they do something. i would even refuse to breathe, if only it didnt mean that i would have to die
4. set up government sponsored oxygen bars
5. give free sperm count tests, jus in case this haze has side effects on singaporean men
6. give free tongkat ali (see 5)
7. give free oxygen mask spa treatments for women. yeah ladies.. ya don have to thank me jus yet
8. introduce this...

see these webbies for more details: http://asia.cnet.com/reviews/gadgetbuzz/0,39041749,39367260,00.htm
http://www.thebigox.com/getbuzz/0,39041749,39367260,00.htm
http://www.ky3.com/news/2856976.html?autovid=Y


stone :: 12:38 AM

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Friday, October 06, 2006

WE ALL NEED A LIL' LOVIN'


long overdued.. but ronnie gets some anyway



happy birthday to you
suck it!!!


and to ya too bro,
hope ya liked the shirt i got ya
chill yo'


yay tmr's solidworks lab again
we all know what that means heheh..


jus let ya hair down and partay~

stone :: 2:47 AM

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Sunday, October 01, 2006

damn
ya know its time to clean ya fan when its starts spitting dustballs into ya cup

they should jus cling wrap my room so i can simply rip it off once a week

stone :: 10:09 PM

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